Alright fellas, grab your mowers and put on your lawn care capes because we’re getting down and dirty. We’re about to embark on a journey through the untamed (or tamed) wilderness known as your front yard. You see, your lawn isn’t just a patch of green – it’s a reflection of you! They say you can learn a lot about a man by the way he tends to his grass. So, get ready because we’re about to spill the turf tea on what your lawn is whispering about you.
The Picture Perfect
Let’s start with the picture-perfects. Well-manicured, always cut low, and the crisp horizontal lines — you like your lawn to be just as perfect as you are. You’re someone in the neighborhood everyone can go to. If they need a cup of sugar, you got it. If they need to borrow a wrench, you’ll supply it, and if they need some tips and tricks on a healthy lawn, you’ll jump for joy. But what they don’t know is your lawn is your escape. You love to spend time with your family but let’s face it, everyone needs a break every once in a while. Overall, you’re someone that everyone says “is the man” because you’re just that cool.
The “I Couldn’t Care Less”
If your lawn is in limbo, purely overgrown, and looks as though no one has touched it in years, i.e. a jungle – you couldn’t care less. You’re too busy with more important things in life than tending to your lawn. Heck, some tall grass never hurt anyone, so what’s the harm? You’ve got a family that’s always on the go and you’d rather go with them than hang back and make sure the grassy edges are crisp. Life is too short for you to put your energy into landscaping. You do you!
The One with Nature
If your lawn is filled with dandelions, crabgrass, bindweed, etc. – you’re one with nature. You don’t care about keeping your lawn as perfect as the front page of a landscaping magazine. You care about your lawn being similar to a natural botanical garden. You’re considered the chill neighbor. The one who likes to sit back on their porch and light up a cigarette and watch the world go by. To put it short, you’re a guy who would rather spend time in a garden, but your front lawn will suffice.
If you ever have the thought “I need a break from mowing this lawn, let me call someone up.” Just think about if you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself because no one does a job better than you.
