Get your muscles warmed up and ready because it’s about to go down. Don’t just rely on your big guns though – you’ll need to be clever and witty, too. Here are some tips for your next match.
The accidental sneeze
Ahhhchooo! A good ole’ sneeze in someone’s personal space is sure to throw them off their game.
Wet Hands
Think about the surprise on your opponent’s face, when they realize you have a weird substance on your hands. They may even forfeit.
Recruit an Accomplice
A silly face can be just enough of a distraction to take your opponent DOWN! Make a deal with a spectator to sabotage your opponent. We never said we would play fair.
Two Left Feet?
This may be a little extreme, but no one likes to lose. Since everyone will be watching your two arms struggle for a win, stepping on someone’s toes seems like an easy loophole.
Gym Rat
This one may take some preparation, but it is one of our more ethical ways of winning. Put in the work at your gym, and you’ll stand more of a chance.
Distraction
This one gets us every time. Pretend to look shocked at something right behind your opponent. No one can resist the urge to take a peek. You have your opening to take the W!
